There was this one time, 7 days after I had moved to Madison, well I suppose that "moved" is a strong verb to use as I was living in a rented room with with none of my possessions, so lets say 7 days after I arrived in Madison, yeah that sounds better, I was involved in a vehicular accident of monumental proportions.
I was riding my bike now to work, when the side walk, attacked me and threw me to the ground. It doled out some nasty road rash, but I survived, some how.
I arrived at work and was greeted by Hauser. I asked her if you wanted to see my road rash. Overwhelmed by the massive damage inflicted upon me by the concrete and my bulging biceps, she found the courage to ask "How did that happen?", my response "Hog accident". We went about our work and didn't hit it.
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oh man, "hog accident" was by far one of the funniest and most unexpected responses i've heard out of chief. quality. great, not-doing-it, quality.
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