Floor Wax Day

On August 13th 2006, a team of possibly illegal aliens entered the precinct, with two goals: Wax the floor and make all the agents high as kites!

They arrived late in the evening and when the team arrived early the next morning, the agent's knew something was different. The first thing that was apparent was that everything everyone said, was the funniest thing EVAR! There was also an inability to concentrate and general clumsiness, followed by craving massive amounts of Gummby's pizza.

It would take many hours for the team to put the facts together. Some how after being stoned on floor wax fumes and laughing until we cried, we did not make sweet sweet love on the freshly polished floor.